Ever had that annoying friend who has nothing better to do than come round and wants to play on your Amiga because he hasn't got one. Has he ever sat there in the chair next to you comfy coding chair and made comments like. "You demo isn't very good. Just look at that one SCOOPEX did... " It is also pretty bad when he gets bored, because you wont play North & South with him and starts messing with your stuff. Ie putting his drink next to your hard drive and accidently kicking your power supply. Have you ever wanted to tell him to F**K OFF but realised that would only mean him moaning and saying things like "If you really don't like me, tell me really honestly..." Heres how to get rid of him. Simply type BYE and my code will pick up the hook on your modem and send a ATD175 code to it. This means that it will dial the ring test number (hope its the same where you live!) and then after 30 seconds hang up again. This means that your phone will ring. All you do now is pick it up and say. "Hello? " (look at your watch) "Oh my god! I forgot.. I will be there in just about ten minutes" (Then Hang up) Now you tell your friend that you forgot to meet your dad or girlfriend and they are really mad. Lamers hate awkward situations as they realise that they have in fact invited themselves around and so they will say ahh well I better be going as it seems you wont be playing a game of Kick off. Everytime I have used this it worked on my two lamer friend who come round and bug me. If you have this problem, it will work for you too, providing you have Kickstart 1.3 and an entry in your DEVS:mountlist for the AUX: device which uses the L:Aux-handler. Oh yes you also need a Hayes Compatible modem. Which can handle the same speed as you have set using preferences. This program is Public Domain. You may change the name to something like QDIR or anything subtle! Another Fantastic Production from TAS! Of ZINE UK. Contact me for more on ----------> 0 7 0 7 3 2 9 5 4 2 <--------- TAS.