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I teaches you some shitty stuff which you'll never need in your entire life, all you learn at school is how to stay awake in desperate situations, how to write/read and how to calculate, ... that's it!! Now, things weren't *that* bad if there weren't those pesky teachers! You prolly seen 'em; those pigs who grin at you when you failed your ### test! If I would have a .22 right then, I swear to God, I'd blew their brains right out... But, since killing is a federal offence, we just have to come up with some gags, jokes, vandalism, ... Don't do it yarself, let Ministry do it for ya! Thanks to the Anarchist Manual I was able to be sure of what I wrote... ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ What your about to read is 100% pure phun, however, some acts described ³ ³ in here is a federal offence and could get your ass into jail in next ³ ³ no time. So, use at your own risk! ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ THESE TRICKS CAN BE PULLED ON THE SCHOOL VERY EASILY WIHTOUT HURTING ANY- BODY IF YOU USE IT WISELY. READ ON FOR MORE PAINFULL HINTS... Giving the school a bad reputation ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ This is not so hard to do if you have the time and the money... Make a flier on your pc which says racistic stuff, sexual stuff or any other stuff that's controvert. Now, let it copy 50 times. Go to your local library, there you always have some racks stashed with magazines and other fliers. Now, simply take away one kind of fliers and put yours instead! Your done. People will read it and will but the hell out of the principal! HINT: Slogans like, "[xxxxxx] doesn't accept niggas!!!" or "[xxxxxx]... a white school for white people!!!" These are *real* good things to do!!! Put up a picture of your principal on top of the flier... This will guarantee you mega-succes! My friend and I once painted a slogan on the inner walls of our school with this slogan; " Wir heissen du wilkom in das Konzentrationslager [xxxxxxxx] " This kicked ass!!! Giving the teachers a bad reputation ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ The same as with the previous, but now use slogans which only apply to the teacher(s) you want to kick some butt with... Slogans like "I blow all my students every day!", etc. keeps the moral at a high level :-) ...or, cut out an obscene picture out of the latest Playboy, Private etc, scan it in with your pc and Cut & Paste a bit with the head of the "beloved" teacher and the bitch... Then print it out 100 times and spread it like hell! Tying up the fax-system ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Take two sheets of paper and write some obscene stuff on it. Then insert the first paper into the fax-machine, then attach the second paper to the first one, so you have a loop. I think you get the idea right now, don't you?! Then, punch in the number of the school's fax and let it roll. Mind you; most faxes detect from which destination the call got, so you might try it at somebody else their house. This will spoil lotsa thermic paper at school and they won't re-use it, because you've written some stuff on it. Suddenly, their fax machine will go berserk (=overheating) and will break down :-)) Uhoh! Bomb-alarm! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Pretend your sick, vomit (put your fingers way back into your mouth) and go to see the principal. Ask him if you may use the phone to call your parents. If the principal stands with you, ask him *polite* to respect your privacy (in short; piss off!). Then, when your alone dial up the cops and tell 'em there is a bomb who's about to explode in your school... Well, this is *really* lame and they'll have your nuts busted in next to no time... This trick is for people who are having a tatoo on their chest saying "Born to lose" :-)) Here's a better one; leave real early that morning and go to a phone booth in a quiet neighbourhood. Give the cops your ring, and head for school as quick as you can. Run/bike/skate like hell. Because when you enter the school *before* the cops show up, you won't be a suspect. Make your call as short as possible! Preferably a half a minute to an entire minute, after that you *must* bail out! Most important don't tell it to anybody!!! Car-fun! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Go to the cars of the teachers. Wait until it's getting dark, and no one is around. Then, (a) ... smash the windows. (b) ... flatten the tires (very easy). (c) ... hotwire the car and get away :-) (d) ... put a little coin at the bottom of the window. Glass will sprinkle at the attempt of removing it! (e) ... Get under the car and squish the tail-pipe a bit. Then, when the poor chap is riding in town, he won't notice a thing, but when he tries to drive harder he won't be able to! In the classroom ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Write obscene/racistic stuff on the back of the blackboard! It always works! Throw a smokebomb in the trashcan... Lotsa smoke in the class room is great! When you're getting more serious about things, you may consider adding a letter with a note in it saying "This was a warning". or some shit like that... Be sure to use another handwritting as you know, the cops will soon trace the note. Using fliers [lame tricks]. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Writing a formal letter (with the schools-heading, etc. on it) to some student you really like and tell 'em the school is gonna be on a strike for *one* day. You _MUST_ send the envelope on a Friday, so the poor guy/girl will receive it Saterday/Monday, and it will be too late to ask other people, so the poor devil will think it's true and will stay at home. Be sure, you tell shit like; "Hey man, don't ya know the school is on a strike Monday?!" from the moment you *leave* the school and when there is no fucking way of asking the teachers... Ask alot of people to co-operate! Create fliers which says " The senior students of [xxxxxxxxxx] are holding a project of the 'influence of curse-words on the phone'. To be able to do this project, we would like you to call us on the number [(xxx)xxx-xxx-xxx] and start shouting/cursing in it. After 2 minutes of cursing/shouting, we will evaluate what the reaction was...". Just make some thing up, however; this is a *full* working and very funny example to do. To have maximum callers, put fliers in your local library! Call your favorite radio-show and tell them you're selling your collection of Sepultura/Biohazard/Cannibal Corpse/... and when the listeners want to have it, they should call to [(xxx)xxx-xxx-xxx]. Yep ==> The school's number! :-D HINT: "Hallo Hautekiet" -- stubru. Bomb the teacher ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Throw a molotov in de frontyard of the teacher. Mind; bombing is an illegal thing to do, so when you get caught, it's not my fault! How to make a molotov... Read on! (*) Molotov: Simple bomb who is used worldwide by terrorists and was used first by the Russians at German tanks. Molotovs have the ability to splatter out in fire and stick to everything they come in contact with, leaving a horrable trace of fire! Now, for the creation-part; Take any highly flammable material (like gasoline, diesel, fuel, kerosene, ethyl or methyl alcohol, lighter fluid, turpentine or any mixture of the above) and pour it in a large bottle. After putting the flammable liquid in the bottle, simply put a piece of cloth that is soaked in the liquid, in the top of the bottle. It must fit *tight*, then wrap around some cloth around the neck of the bottle and tie it. Be sure to leave some inches of lose cloth so you can light the damn thing! Now, light the exposed cloth, throw it and run like hell!! Flammable mixtures such as kerosene and motor oil, should be mixed with volatile and flammable liquid (like; gasoline, ...). A mixture with tar/grease and gasoline will stick to the surface that it strikes and will burn hotter!!! ==> extreme hard to extinguish. If you create such a mixture, shake it heavily!! Smoke bomb in the classroom ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ One type of pyrotechnic device that might be employed by a terrorist in many way would be a smoke bomb. Such a device could conceal the getaway route, or cause a diversion, or simply provide cover. Such a device, were it to produce enough smoke that smelled bad enough, could force the evacuation of a building, for example. Smoke bombs are not difficult to make. Although the military smoke bombs employ powdered white phosphorus or titanium compounds, such materials are usually unavailable to even the most well-equipped terrorist. Instead, he/she would have to make the smoke bomb for themselves. Most homemade smoke bombs usually employ some type of base powder, such as black powder or pyrodex, to support combustion. The base material will burn well, and provide heat to cause the other materials in the device to burn, but not completely or cleanly. Table sugar, mixed with sulfur and a base material, produces large amounts of smoke. Sawdust, especially if it has a small amount of oil in it, and a base powder works well also. Other excellent smoke ingredients are small pieces of rubber, finely ground plastics, and many chemical mixtures. The material in road flares can be mixed with sugar and sulfur and a base powder produces much smoke. Most of the fuel-oxodizer mixtures, if the ratio is not correct, produce much smoke when added to a base powder. The list of possibilities goes on and on. The trick to a successful smoke bomb also lies in the container used. A plastic cylinder works well, and contributes to the smoke produced. The hole in the smoke bomb where the fuse enters must be large enough to allow the material to burn without causing an explosion. This is another plus for plastic containers, since they will melt and burn when the smoke material ignites, producing an opening large enough to prevent an explosion. Call 'em... ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Just, pretend you're gonna kill your principal/teacher by leaving notes like "Tonight is the night",... in this/her books/desk. Call him/her up late at night saying you're gonna rape her or you're gonna kill him by cutting his longues out... Just make some up. ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ THESE ARE THE MORE HARDER THINGS TO TO TEACHERS/STUDENTS OR ANYONE IN PARTICULAR. YOU CAN INJURE THE POOR CHAPS SEVERE WITH SOME TECHNIQUES! Kill 'em... (all) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ (1) Hit him *real* hard at his throut. You'll punch the "apple of life" and he'll choke to dead. Just watch him choke... (2) Hit him *real* hard and with both hands on both his ears. This way you'll cause an internal bleeding-process so the poor devil is pretty dead in a few seconds. (3) Just punch him hard on his nose. Make a solid fist and smash real hard from below up to his head so his nose-bone will pierce into his brains. ==> Dead... (4) Pick out his eyes (V-shaped fingers). Don't be afraid to move around your fingers once your in, because when you do something you must do things right!! (5) Kick him *reaaaaaaaaaaaaal* hard in the genetals... Ohw! painful and sometimes even lethal! Sorry... ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Sorry must go to D-Fense who got into trouble while he was testing some thing I tought should work! sorry pal, next time I'll take the blame :) Sluuuukes Be-Real